键盘侠保罗的退役巡演史上最惨！美球迷：感谢控卫之神做的一切

根据此前报道，在被猛龙裁掉之后，40岁老将、未来名人堂成员克里斯·保罗在社媒上宣布正式退役，结束自己21年的传奇NBA生涯。

[–]SunsImthegoat175 4126 points 17 hours ago

Always sucks when the game leaves you before you leave the game

太阳球迷：竞技体育最残酷的就是，当你还没准备好离开比赛时，比赛已经抛弃了你。

[–]MambaSaidKnockYouOut 2112 points 17 hours ago

Yes, but the fact it took the game 20 years to leave him is just a testament to how great he was. No shame in retiring from the NBA at 40 lol

球迷：没错，但比赛花了20年才抛弃他，这恰恰证明了他有多伟大。40岁从NBA退役没啥丢人的，哈哈。

[–]ImaLetItGo 877 points 17 hours ago

Especially at his height

球迷：尤其是考虑到他的身高。

[–]CavaliersRCM88x 418 points 16 hours ago

Best inch for inch player in NBA history if you ask me

骑士球迷：要我说，他就是NBA历史上按每英寸身高计算最强的球员。

[–]Sure-Cod-8624 252 points 16 hours ago

I think it’s undeniably Muggsy. His career is unbelievable. The height difference between him and Chris Paul is the same as Chris Paul and LeBron.

球迷：我觉得这毫无疑问是博格斯。 他的职业生涯简直不可思议。他和保罗的身高差，跟保罗和詹姆斯的身高差是一样的。

[–]HeatEthangains07 368 points 16 hours ago

Wtf did you just say

热火球迷：你特么刚刚说了啥？

[–]Hawksinternallylinked 253 points 16 hours ago

I’ll take extra 2 inches for Steph Wait what

老鹰球迷：如果是库里的话，我愿意多给他2英寸。 等等，好像哪里不对。

[–]TrenAt14[S] 7291 points 17 hours ago

Saddest farewell tour... CP3 <3

球迷：最悲伤的退役巡演……

[–]Lakersawkotacos 983 points 17 hours ago

This was a wild roller coaster

湖人球迷：这真是一趟疯狂的过山车。

[–]Warriorsshnieder88 467 points 16 hours ago

what makes it worse is i guess no one expressed interest in picking him up for a playoff run

勇士球迷：更糟糕的是，我想大概是没有球队有兴趣签下他去打季后赛。

[–]International-Ad2501 275 points 14 hours ago

Crazy when you look at the wolves roster and see a literal CP3 shaped void on the court

球迷：看看森林狼的阵容，场上简直有一个完美的保罗形状的空缺，太疯狂了。

[–]LakersPal__Pacino 1024 points 17 hours ago

Important lesson not to overstay your welcome by a year. Other aging stars should take note. That said, seems like it was handled pretty poorly by the Clippers too.

湖人球迷：重要的一课：千万别赖着不走多打这一年。其他老球星该记笔记了。 不过话说回来，快船这事儿处理得也挺烂的。

[–]ffxivfanboi 382 points 17 hours ago

Was he really that bad to be a liability even off the bench? I just find it hard to believe that it wouldn’t be worth it to have him as both a mentor to young players, but his knowledge as a guard specifically, and as a backup PG in case of any injuries. All on a vet minimum, of course. I’m just so surprised he’s not even getting that. Makes me wonder if something is seriously up with him that two teams now have instantly moved to waive him.

球迷：他真的烂到连打替补都是累赘了吗？ 我很难相信，就算让他当年轻球员的导师（特别是传授后卫知识），或者是作为伤病储备的替补控卫，都不值得吗？当然，前提是底薪。我很惊讶他连这个都混不上了。 这让我怀疑是不是他身体出了什么大问题，导致两支球队都立马裁掉了他。

[–]Raptorspegasusairforce 387 points 16 hours ago

In the case of the Raptors I feel like he probably asked to be waived tbh. It doesn't really make sense for him to spend the last half of his season playing for a team on the opposite coast of his family. Might as well just call it quits.

猛龙球迷：说实话，在猛龙那次我觉得可能是他主动要求被裁的。让他把职业生涯最后半个赛季耗在一个离家人十万八千里的球队确实没意义，还不如直接退了。

[–]guacamoleandtomato 941 points 17 hours ago

We don’t know the full clippers story. While yes it was fucking wild that he got waived by the team he is most known for, there is also reports that he was a pain in the ass. He was on the vet minimum and was supposed to ride out the bench. For him to be waived is because there was some serious toxic shit going on. I think CP3 might be the exception to this rule more than a “warning to other vets that they should retire instead of overstaying”

球迷：午夜福利视频导航不知道快船那边的全貌。虽然被自己最知名的老东家裁掉很离谱，但也有报道说他是个刺头。他拿的是底薪，本该安安心心坐板凳的。会被裁掉说明肯定发生了很严重的更衣室毒瘤事件。我觉得保罗这事儿是个特例，不一定适用于“警告其他老将别赖着不走”这条规则。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 1329 points 17 hours ago

Saddest retirement tour ever

尼克斯球迷：史上最悲惨的退役巡演。

[–]Lakerssamhit_n 544 points 17 hours ago

This makes Paul Pierce and Steve Nash's farewell tours look like Kobe's.

湖人球迷：这让皮尔斯和纳什的退役巡演看起来像科比的一样体面。

[–]RaptorsXviiChong 4535 points 17 hours ago

Such a sad way for his legendary career to go out like this, thank you point god for everything!

猛龙球迷：传奇生涯以这种方式结束太让人难过了，感谢控卫之神所做的一切！

[–]PhasedVenturer 1506 points 17 hours ago

And yet it’s the most fitting: I feel like his career was riddled with one misfortune after another

球迷：但这又是最贴切的结局：感觉他的职业生涯就是一个接一个的不幸。

[–]Cavaliersyareg1717 552 points 17 hours ago

Dont forget him fake laughing with Kerr

骑士球迷：别忘了他和科尔的假笑名场面。

[–]Tepid-doughnut 290 points 17 hours ago

“Hello, police? Chris Paul is outside of my locker room”

球迷：“喂，警察吗？克里斯·保罗想闯进我的更衣室。”

[–]elizarraras87 522 points 17 hours ago

if your knowledge of hoops is internet memes then yea probably

球迷：如果你对篮球的了解全来自于网络梗图，那大概是吧。

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 1387 points 17 hours ago

CP3 bowed to the Paul God and now bows to the Time God.

火箭球迷：保罗曾向“保罗之神”低头，如今向“岁月之神”低头。

[–]Toronto Huskiesihatedougford 329 points 17 hours ago

It’s okay he hit that clutch three to cut the lead to 42 a few years ago

多伦多哈士奇球迷：没事，几年前他还投进过那记关键三分，将分差缩小到了42分。

[–]Netsbirdentap 857 points 17 hours ago

I’d enjoy seeing him join Blake and Dirk on the Amazon NBA broadcast

篮网球迷：我很乐意看到他加入格里芬和诺维茨基的亚马逊NBA转播天团。

[–]megaman_cdx 640 points 17 hours ago

Probably most remembered as Hornet or a Clipper. New Orleans isn’t the Hornets any more, Clippers just split the relationship. Who would he want the 1-day with? Rockets, no. Suns, no. Thunder, no. He’s almost a man without a team lol

球迷：大家对他印象最深的应该还是黄蜂或快船时期。 新奥尔良现在不叫黄蜂了，快船又刚跟他闹掰。他想跟谁签一天短合同退役？火箭？不可能。太阳？不可能。雷霆？不可能。 他简直是个没有主队的流浪汉，哈哈。

[–]CelticsRichAbbreviations966 388 points 17 hours ago

honestly, I hope he says no to the Clips retiring his jersey, what they did was classless

凯尔特人球迷：老实说，我希望他拒绝快船退役他的球衣，他们这事儿办得太没品了。

[–]RaptorsOneAthlete1 298 points 17 hours ago

He basically retired a raptor

猛龙球迷：他基本上是以猛龙球员身份退役的。

[–]CelticsTheNxtDaveGrohl 419 points 17 hours ago

Sad way to go out

凯尔特人球迷：这种离开方式真伤感。

[–]Cavaliersrkennedy991 334 points 17 hours ago

Damn, what a bullshit way to go out. Fuck the Clippers.

骑士球迷：靠，这结局真扯淡。去他妈的快船。

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编译：Aaron